{"id":2241,"date":"2013-02-10T10:05:56","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T10:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2013-02-10T10:05:56","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T10:05:56","slug":"oddity-1-traveling-with-your-own-loo-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/?p=2241","title":{"rendered":"Oddity 1 &#8211; Traveling with your own loo seat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=center>\n<p style=\"margin:15px 0px 15px 0px; width:800px; text-align:left; line-height:1.5; font-weight:bold;\">&#8220;Why do Belgians collect? Well, it&#8217;s anxiety. A fear of death which is really a fear of life. We&#8217;re so scared of living we&#8217;re like the living dead. So we collect in order to become immortal &#8211; the complete speeches of General de Gaulle, stamps, Magritte&#8217;s paintings, it can be anything even tins of pilchards. It&#8217;s a false idea of life &#8211; as if we were eternal.<br \/>\nI exhibit the underwear I get in the post &#8211; which isn&#8217;t much. For every thousand letters I send, I get about 10 pairs &#8211; it&#8217;s tough. I wrote to the King &#8211; &#8216;Majesty, send me your Y-fronts&#8217; and the Queen of England &#8211; &#8216;Hey Queen of England! Send me your knickers!&#8217; Why not?&#8221;<span style=\"font-weight:normal;\"> &#8211; Jan Bucquoy in &#8220;Belgium&#8221; by Jonathan Meades<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:15px 0px 15px 0px; width:800px; text-align:left; line-height:1.5;\">Yes, why not? Anybody in the Queen&#8217;s entourage, could you please spare one and send it to Jan? For Art&#8217;s sake?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:15px 0px 15px 0px; width:800px; text-align:left; line-height:1.5;\">\nSo according to BBC news, Prince Charles travels with his own loo seat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk\/965079.stm\" title=\"royal requirements\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:15px 0px 15px 0px; width:800px; text-align:left; line-height:1.5; font-weight:bold;\">&#8220;She (the Queen) never takes her own loo seat,&#8221; a royal official has said. &#8220;Only Prince Charles does that.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:15px 0px 15px 0px; width:800px; text-align:left; line-height:1.5;\">It reminds me of Leh&#8217;s bus station, Ladakh, north India. Early morning, I was about to embark in a long, long and uncomfortable bus ride. Asking a group of locals directions to the toilets, I only got them to laugh at me: &#8220;Toilets?&#8221; The guys waves his hands around. &#8220;Open toilet! Open!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Why do Belgians collect? Well, it&#8217;s anxiety. A fear of death which is really a fear of life. We&#8217;re so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/?p=2241\" class=\"more-link fw-bold\"><span class=\"more-link-arrow me-2 position-relative rounded-circle d-inline-block\"><\/span> Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oddity 1 &#8211; Traveling with your own loo seat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":58,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2299,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/2299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ozaki.fr\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}